Kat's Artistic Direction for the Future!

I realize everyone wants bite-sized bits of information at a time, but I am asking that you take the time to read this and connect/reconnect with my desires as an artist. After almost 16 years of tattooing (I can’t believe it’s been that long, but it’s not actually that long…I got a late start! Technically still a teenager in the business!), I’ve decided I’d like to ease up on taking requests.  There will be some exceptions to the rule, but for the next few months, I will be putting out artwork that I’d like to tattoo. In my years of tattooing, I have rarely done this and it’s high time!!  No really—-I know; most tattooers out their own artwork all the time! I’ve just been balls to the wall with requests since I came to Houston!! Anyway—Most will be custom, but some will be renderings/reimaginings/portraiture of some imagery I would just love to tattoo.  You can view the current tattoo projects up for grabs in the gallery below! Some are fully-rendered, some aren’t; size and placement are negotiable of course, but there will be a minmum size I can shrink an image to, of course. If you see one you like, and want to discuss size, and placement options get in touch with me. These tattoo projects will still be charged hourly, so don’t ask me how much they are. I have no idea without knowing where, who, size…..and about 30 other variables. And just for quick information, right now my hourly rate is $170 per hour.

Goodness gracious, you guys, I really need to simplify my color palette; At last count I had 184 colors. I’ve managed to cull it down to about 70. What a nightmare!! But, it will be a super fun evolution for my work. I’d even love to do some 3 color-palette or Zorn palette style tattoo projects.

Additionally, I’m interested in scaling down on size…with a few exceptions. Don’t get me wrong; I have had an incredible amount of fun and artistic gratification from all of the large and complex projects I have done. Each one afforded me an immeasurable experience of inspiration, heavy evolution of my imagination and creativity, discovery of a whimsical side to my art, not to mention creating in me the desire and undeterrable drive to find each of your stories within myself; things you asked for AND things you didn’t ;). Each of you I’ve tattooed have not only allowed me to “have artistic freedom” to stretch my wings….you’ve been key in the development and nurturing of my whole creative being. To be noted, not just my creative being; my personal growth as well. No exaggeration. It’s not lost on me how nourished I have been by each of you.

Back to the point at hand…I’m also just trying to get some time for me back in my life so I have time to care for my body and health daily, as well as pursue some other things that were hobbies born of the Covid times, but have become highly intriguing areas I’d like to give some focus to. So, simplifying and drawing for myself will a great help. Continuing on….

A note to small tattoo projects: I’d love to do some small one-sitting work; but it still needs to fall within the categories/themes listed below and I have a two-hour minimum for small stuff. I still love color tattooing, but at this time, I am more interested in blackwork (fine line, detailed with shading executed with stippling and the like) and black & grey projects at this time.  With that said, I am not opposed to full color work, so just check with me and we can talk about it. I am still interested in botanical projects, just not in full, complicated color as I have been doing.

Typically, I don’t tattoo hands/fingers, necks, faces, behind the ears, toes, palms of hands, soles of feet, or inside the mouth. Some exceptions may be made for a particular composition or flow that is needed for a project.

Yes, I do cover-ups——but I prefer a blank canvas. No mystery there, huh? Also, I don’t want to finish or add-on to another artists tattoo and I will not give you someone else’s tattoo-if you want to show me inspiration for your idea, great-but it will not be duplicated. I have a great imagination, and even with just a few words regarding your theme, I can run like crazy with it.

Here are some other themes I’m interested in, in case you DO have a request tattoo project you’d like to pitch to me!:

  • My Stained-glass style Geometric/Pattern work

  • Fantasy/Surreal

  • Animals/Nature

  • Portraiture

  • Painting/Artwork Recreation/Portraiture

  • Geometric

  • Botanical

  • Insects

  • Birds

  • Sacred/Spiritual

  • Magic The Gathering imagery

  • Dungeons & Dragons imagery

  • Burlesque/Circus Themed

  • Historical/Period Pieces

  • Decorative/Mandala/“Henna/Mehndi-style”

  • Mathematical Sculptures

Also, I made a major update to my portfolio on the website. If you click on “Meet Your Muse”, you can view my body of work!

BELOW ARE SOME CUSTOM PIECES AVAILABLE-OPEN TO RESIZING/COLORING/BODY PLACEMENT FOR ALL OF THESE:

NEW BUSINESS PRACTICES

This is going to be long-winded, but I feel obligated to explain my shift in business practices.  Hopefully you take the time to read it, I’d greatly appreciate a common understanding and dialogue post-reading as needed.

Approaching my 16th year of tattooing and finally feel like I am worth more.  I have been watching the progression and growth of tattoo artists in Houston since 2009.  While watching them come up and do decent, sometimes middle of the road artistry, clearly without soul, and sometimes charging double what I charge….I just laughed and said “They’re doing this wrong.  They are doing a disservice to their clients.  Even though their clients are blissfully ignorant to the lack of soul in their artwork, the are happy and don’t mind the hourly rate.  Really, that’s all that matters in the end.  

Through all the years, knowing I was giving my clients, from start to finish and beyond, a more meaningful experience, requiring incredible amounts of thought, research, intention and intuition on my part, I didn’t raise my hourly rate, but once; and it was a $20 pr hour raise that 8 out of 10 times I never to passed on to a client.  Obviously, this was my choice all these years, so please understand that this isn’t coming from a place of regret or resentment.  My reasoning for this? :

Man, my drawing process takes so long sometimes…these people have to wait and I feel bad.

Man, my tattoos take twice sometimes three times longer than other tattoo artists…these poor people have to suffer through extra expense and pain and I feel bad.

Man, I know that getting tattooed is a luxury in hard times, and I really just love tattooing, so I should definitely give people breaks…if I don’t I’ll feel bad I’m taking their hard-earned money away from things they SHOULD be doing with it instead…and I feel bad.

Man, I have some health issues that are really hampering or completely stopping my ability to work and all these people have to wait for me to get better?  I should really just keep charging my old rate we had because it’s what was originally agreed upon…even though this whole thing has caused me incredible financial and mental hardship,  and the cost of my supplies have tripled…..I should still make it easy on them to want to keep getting tattooed by me.

Again.  This is not a guilt trip, I made these choices—I’m being completely transparent with you guys as opposed to making some vague statement about changing my business practice and to hell with ya if you don’t understand.  I want you all to understand, AND be in the know, so you can make an informed decision for yourself.

With all of that said, here are the new business practices:

For transparency purposes, I feel my work is worth $300 per hour for the amount of heart and soul that goes into giving my clients my very best imagination and creativity and skill, as well as all the aftercare help and checking in and keeping folders with notes for you guys in case something happens to me and another artist needs to finish your work, all the time we spend corresponding before we even get to the first tattoo sessions….all of it…all of it outside of actual tattoo session time is time LOST from my life that I don’t get paid for.   

For comparison purposes, consider wall-sized paintings that are black on black with a black dot in the bottom corner going for $100,000.  Also for comparison, a 3-year tattoo artist, making $250 per hour for basically duplicating his own work over and over and it’s super simple, traditional tattoo style.  3 colors and black.  No research.  No thought.  No intuition.  No consideration for anyone’s storytelling.  And most of his clients have the same dang tattoo.  So, $170 is actually selling myself short, but I love to tattoo and regardless of my change of heart regarding business practices, I still want to cut you guys a break.

Please remember you can purchase blocks of time as well, even if you don’t have the time to get tattooed.  Kind of like a tattoo savings account.  Purchasing seven or more hours of time, will afford you a 15% discount per hour of time purchased.  The time must be used within 6 months time or it will be downgraded to full price per hour purchased.  Not trying to rob you, but working on pre-paid time a year later after it’s given, isn’t great.  Pre-paid tattoo time is meant for an artist to receive a bulk of money AND finish a big chunk of tattoo they want to finish in a timely manner really badly.  It’s mutually beneficial.

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY FOR ALL CLIENTS Past, Present & Future

With regard to payment: I will only be taking cash or payment through Zelle. I am tired of managing all of the payment and credit card apps. My appointment booking app will still go through Paypal.

With regard to scheduling:

I realize it has been an absolute roller coaster with me and scheduling these last couple years.  You all know my shoulder, back, neck and migraine issues all too well.  I can’t control these things.  However, I am doing everything I can now to make my body stronger and healthier so that I can avoid the disasters and detriment to my business of late.

Quick note: Please do not take a day off from work to get tattooed.  I don’t want any resentment because I had to cancel and then have someone tell me, “But I took the day off work!”  Not my fault, or my choice, ergot, not my problem.

Appointment Deposit Policy: $200  Up until now, I’ve been lenient about taking appointment deposits. From here on out all clients, past, present and future will need to put up an appointment deposit. Following, is the Deposit Policy:

Cancellation within 48 hours or I will keep the deposit and another deposit will need to be placed for a new appointment.  Appointment deposits are applied to that session.  As you all know, I have NEVER kept a deposit.  It’s been a toothless policy.  But a deposit is a deposit for a reason.  It doesn’t cover the loss of wages for a full session-or help me find a replacement for the now open apppintment, but it helps take the sting away and pays for a fraction of the loss.

Cancellation under 48 hours:  Three strikes and you’re out.  Why?  Because by the third time you cancel last minute you’ve already cost me three days wages, which I cannot recoup and I need to set some boundaries from here on out.  I have been lenient with everyone because I was out of work for so long.  I had no control over that happening, and me taking constant financial hits because I feel bad people chose to wait for me, is no longer reasonable or justifiable.  This is a business and I need to run it like a business.  While I realize, everyone has had to deal with my rescheduling numerous times, and it’s frustrating and disappointing when it happens, but on my end, I have to deal with a lot more than frustration and disappointment.  On top of feeling terrible about doing that to people which causes me  stress and lost sleep every single time, I lose that days wages (and sometimes more because I’m giving an Apology Discount on the next session on top of that), and that causes a whole other set of issues more detrimental than frustration at being rescheduled.  I hope everyone understands where I am coming from in this regard.  I love you all, and appreciate the relationships we’ve had so far, and appreciate everyone’s patience while I was suffering numerous health troubles, but I can no longer be lenient.  My apologies.  

You may be asking yourself, well, what happens if YOU cancel, Kat”?  Nothing-except costing MYSELF a days wages. From my end.  From your end, you may decide you don’t like my new policies and take action and find another artist, which would really stink, or you can work with me and we secure another appointment graciously with a new deposit. 

I don’t reschedule for nonsense reasons or BS reasons.  It’s usually my health, or my family, or I just plain don’t feel creative enough that day to give your tattoo project my all.    Or I screwed up some scheduling—because creative people are terrible at some things (In the event of a scheduling screwup on my part, I will absolutely give an apology discount on your next session.

With that said, there will obviously be exceptions to cancelling short notice.  I will not list those because it’s not a multiple choice answer opportunity to keep from forfeiting deposits.  This is a joke, but you get what I’m saying.

And there is one more item.  I have a specific care regimen in place for a reason.  It’s not something I printed off the internet or took from another shop or the health department.  It is experience speaking.  To be blunt, my healing instructions aren’t a request, or open for discussion, or open for minor changes.  They are an order.  If you don’t follow my tattoo healing orders and come back to me with a botched healing process tattoo, I’m going to re-educate you; provide daily check-in and guidance to make sure the process goes smoothly, maybe make a couple modifications to what your skin might need to heal better and ensure you are fully aware of the healing process. Then we will tattoo again!  

After that,  If you come back to me with a damaged tattoo because you didn’t follow instructions, I’m going to RE-re-educate you, guide you through the healing process, make you send me daily photos, etc.  Then we will tattoo again.  If you heal your tattoo well following instructions, great, we continue on.  If you come back to me with damage to your tattoo a 3rd I will no longer tattoo you.

One caveat to this—if you pick your tattoo while it is healing and it causes damage, you are instantly fired. This serves as your only warning right up front. Hopefully, you’ve taken the time to read to this point. I will no longer tattoo you.  One strike.  This is a huge investment of time and energy for you and I, and an even bigger financial investment for you.  If you can’t take care of our investment, I’m not interested in continuing.  And trust me, I will know if a tattoo has been picked.  I mean, can you imagine walking up to a $15,000 painting and scraping a chunk of paint off????  How do you think that artist would react?  So, control yourself.  If you think you can’t help yourself, you need to let me know and we will adapt your healing process to fit your needs.

You can find a revised before and after care instructions in the ‘Before & After Care” section of the website.  These aren’t just instructions, they are an agreement.  If you agree to do them, great!  We march on!

TATTOO SHOP ETIQUETTE

  • Don’t come wasted to your session. Making lifelong executive decisions shouldn’t be made while under the influence of anything. I would hate to give someone a tattoo they might regret the morning after. But aside from that, there’s nothing more annoying than tattooing someone who’s completely hammered. When you’re drunk, it’s harder for you to sit still, making my job harder, and adversely affecting the quality of the tattoo. Plus, drunk people are known to get loud and crazy, and just because you want to party doesn’t mean you should do it in our tattoo shop (or anyone else’s).
  • Be on time. Most tattooers worth getting work from are going to be booked. With that in mind, if you show up to your appointment late, this affects your artist’s schedule for the rest of the day. I know that s*** happens and that you can’t control the traffic, but punctuality is always appreciated. Worst case scenario, if you are running late, it’s always a good idea to call and let your artist know.
  • Don’t bargain. “Good tattoos aren’t cheap, and cheap tattoos aren’t good.” — Sailor Jerry. When it comes to your tattoo, the old saying “You get what you pay for” says it all. Price should not be a deciding factor. Would you bargain with your doctor or your plastic surgeon? Sure, you can go the cheaper route and risk getting a lopsided boob job — but if you ask me, that risk isn't worth the gamble! It’s not like buying a stylish pair of shoes or a leather bag. Tattooing is a permanent body modification, and a tattoo shop is not a swap meet. It is offensive to an artist when people try and bargain the price of a given quote. Trying to talk down the price only translates to, “I don’t think you are good enough to pay that much,” to your artist.
  • Don’t bring children with you. Although tattooers are skilled multitaskers, you shouldn’t count on them being able to do your tattoo and babysit your kids at the same time. And you shouldn’t assume that you’ll be able to get a tattoo while you’re keeping a watchful eye on your children. Depending on county regulations, most shops don’t allow minors into a shop, and for good reason. When you think about it, some kids are the same height as our trash cans. And those trash cans are filled with materials considered to be biohazardous. I know that if it were my kids, the last place I’d want them playing hide-and-seek would be an environment with that kind of stuff around. If tattoo shops were rated like the movies, I’d say most would be somewhere between R and NC-17! There is cussing involved, and discussion of adult-oriented subject matter that may not be appropriate for young ones. This is a one-size-fits-all rule and includes babies, toddlers, tweens, and teens. (Yes, even your especially polite and quiet kid.)
  • Eat something before your appointment. Before you get tattooed, make sure you’ve had a meal or a snack. Clients who arrive hungry may get dizzy or even faint. It’s more common than you think, so even if it’s a candy bar, eat something.
  • Dress the part. Make sure to wear clothing that allows easy access to the area on your body you plan on getting tattooed. Focusing on your tattoo in oder for it to be perfect is hard enough without some strap or some complicated shirt getting in the way.  Don't wear your favorite articles of clothing.  We are using ink that will not come out of your clothing.  And we will not pay for your dry-cleaning or clothes replacement.
  • Take a shower. This one is self-explanatory.
  • Don’t be a tattoo adviser — and don’t bring one with you, either.  We don't like when a client brings along a buddy who is more sure about the tattoo than the guy who is getting it. If you’re not 100 percent sure about what you should get, you should wait until you are. If anybody ever asks you to be their "tattoo adviser", remember this advice. It doesn’t matter if you like the placement or the design. It isn’t your body.  Clients, we will happily and patiently work with you to find the perfect fit for your piece.
  • Don’t bring an entourage. Bringing one friend for moral support (not to be a tattoo adviser) is totally cool. But I promise you, even though it may sound like a good idea to invite all of your first, second, and third cousins, it isn’t. There may not be enough seating, so some of your homies will be forced to stand for hours and will most likely find themselves getting in the way a lot. Besides, it’s not that fun for them to stare at a wall for the hours the tattoo may take. And it can be distracting for your tattooer.  So leave your friends at home and surprise them later with your brand-new piece of portable art.
  • Don’t talk on your cell phone. No one wants to hear you tell your mother what you ate today, the fight you’re having with your cheating girlfriend, or the debate between you and your lawyer about whatever business deal you’re trying to close. Don’t be the “inconsiderate cell phone guy.” Please!
  • Don’t get a tattoo if you’re pregnant. Being tattooed raises stress levels and affects your immune system. If you’re pregnant, these are two things your doctor will tell you to avoid during those nine months. Any good tattooer will refuse to tattoo a pregnant woman.

 

Welcome to the show....

After two years of being open, we finally have a website!  This is our first run, so any suggestions to help us make it better or more informative would be helpful.   Our client family is huge, but we always welcome more, so please feel free to share our website with your family and friends.

We have a super inviting and cozy tattoo environment here at Workhorse Tattoo Company.  We strive to bring our best skills and bedside manner to the table to give you a beautiful custom piece of artwork for your tattoo collection.  You'll also find yourself at home in our space with artists who are compassionate and helpful through your whole tattoo journey.  From consultation to finished project you will be treated with respect and conscientiousness.  With that being said, please come with your ideas, but also keep and open mind to our suggestions regarding size, placement, and concept because we have an obligation to give you a tattoo that will hold up well over time.  

We will be building a Frequently Asked Questions page so, use our Contact Us page and send us all your tattoo questions!

I'll keep it short and sweet this time, but keep an eye out for future blogs.  When you're ready to get tattooed, give us a call!  We don't take walk-ins, so be sure to contact the artist of your choice to set up your tattoo appointment or consultation!

Kat McCulloch